scawwy: pc: astarion

[trashprince]

[ what would sucking the blood of a starbomb taste like? i'll get a meme someday ]

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[trashprince]

[ become more powerful, becks ]

The delivery crow pecked me, but no note.

[ that feel when no note.

he is not going to carry around the carton of eggs, so that is presumably 'home' at the murder barn ]

[haematocritical]

[ i do not control them but they also do not control me. ]

The delivery crow always pecks everyone.

[ they're so mean. ]

[trashprince]

Yeah.

[ .....

sets candy bucket down in order to grab the clip-on dog tail. new topic. ]

What do you think Pickles would think about this?

[haematocritical]

At least they handed out some food. There's that, at least.

[ ...



looks at this clip on tail. ]

For... him or to wear alongside him?

[trashprince]

Alongside him on a person.

[ wags the clip-on by tilting his hand either direction ]

Why would someone without a tail need a fake one?

[ pausing ]

Unless they lost it.

[haematocritical]

...



How... are they losing this tail of theirs to need a fake one?

[ who is attacking dog tails ]

[trashprince]

I know a Foxian who lost their tail, but it had a mind of its own.

[ not even a joke or him saying something inane, this is actually what happened.

testing out affection week limits without even knowing that's what he's unconsciously doing. steps nearer to tap fake tail on astarion's arm. ]

[haematocritical]

A what.

[ love you huohuo.

affection week is truly going to be his idea of hell it’s so funny. he’s mentally like noooo but also like well this is fine so he just watches this tail tapping going on like

whatever floats your boat, caelus. ]

[trashprince]

Foxian.

[ so touch-via-third-object is all right. cool. tossing clip-on aside. ]

They have fox ears and usually a fox tail. They're a long-life species I met on the Luofu.

[ there's about to be a hottie new one, have you heard of him, becks ]

What clothes are you taking?

[haematocritical]

[ rolls up my jades for this new fox boy because i need an aoe fire. ]

Fox... [ hm. ] Interesting. Is this like when you mistook me for a-- what was it, a Vid... something.

Oh.

[ well. ]

Whatever takes my fancy, I think. Might as well.

[trashprince]

That's right, a Vidyadhara. I met them on the Luofu, too.

[ he's impressed astarion recalled the first syllable, tbh.

caelus looks down at himself. this is all he ever wears, dangling future strappy bits and all.

.......... ]

And what typically 'takes your fancy?'

[ will astarion be sampling the hentai shirt ]

[haematocritical]

[ not the hentai shirt help. ]

Blacks, golds, reds. Something that fits well with a clean, sharp cut.

[ or foppish collars, but who's counting. ]

[trashprince]

And what about a hat to complete the look?

[ gazing at the fedoras

i'm letting you, becks, know that i put shadowheart in the cowboy hat at the beginning of my nodd bg3 run and never took it off her ]

[haematocritical]

[ shadowheart should absolutely have a cowboy hat it is what she deserves yeehaw. ]

Hmm.

I think it will depend on the outfit.

[trashprince]

[ sooooo wide-rimmed black sunhat that caelus is picking up with reverence....? ]

[haematocritical]

[ just looking at this sunhat like sir what are you doing with this ]

[trashprince]

[ SMILE??? going to set it on astarion's head--dodging allowed but it's sooooo cute and goth chic! why would you want to! ]

[haematocritical]

[ doesn't dodge but doesn't look enthused. ]

[trashprince]

[ places with such tender care upon those gorgeous locks. then steps back to admire. ]

Check the mirror.

[haematocritical]

[ thank you for not ruining his good hair day.

ah.



well. he does step in front of the mirror but he doesn’t seem to be looking at the hat much — just focusing on something else entirely, like a parched man before an oasis. ]

[trashprince]

[ teehee! ]

You like it?

[ as if caelus can tell that astarion isn't simply falling in love with the hat. be so for real. ]

[haematocritical]

[ yes, this will be his one kiss of the game. the hat. they're going to be so happy together. ]

...


Hm.

It's different, I suppose.

[trashprince]

[ the way my brain shut down all context after i read that first sentence like MISTER ASTARION???

but alas, was for hat. ]

All right.

[ removes hat. returns with star-shaped sunglasses instead. ]

We can go smaller.

[haematocritical]

[ SDHGLSHG AAAA SAE.




ASTARION IS WEARING STAR SHAPED SUNGLASSES NOW I GUESS. ]

What's the point of the shape?

[trashprince]

[ i'm normal ]

As-star-ion.