scawwy: pc: astarion

[trashprince]

[ what would sucking the blood of a starbomb taste like? i'll get a meme someday ]

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[haematocritical]

[ just looking at this sunhat like sir what are you doing with this ]

[trashprince]

[ SMILE??? going to set it on astarion's head--dodging allowed but it's sooooo cute and goth chic! why would you want to! ]

[haematocritical]

[ doesn't dodge but doesn't look enthused. ]

[trashprince]

[ places with such tender care upon those gorgeous locks. then steps back to admire. ]

Check the mirror.

[haematocritical]

[ thank you for not ruining his good hair day.

ah.



well. he does step in front of the mirror but he doesn’t seem to be looking at the hat much — just focusing on something else entirely, like a parched man before an oasis. ]

[trashprince]

[ teehee! ]

You like it?

[ as if caelus can tell that astarion isn't simply falling in love with the hat. be so for real. ]

[haematocritical]

[ yes, this will be his one kiss of the game. the hat. they're going to be so happy together. ]

...


Hm.

It's different, I suppose.

[trashprince]

[ the way my brain shut down all context after i read that first sentence like MISTER ASTARION???

but alas, was for hat. ]

All right.

[ removes hat. returns with star-shaped sunglasses instead. ]

We can go smaller.

[haematocritical]

[ SDHGLSHG AAAA SAE.




ASTARION IS WEARING STAR SHAPED SUNGLASSES NOW I GUESS. ]

What's the point of the shape?

[trashprince]

[ i'm normal ]

As-star-ion.