scawwy: pc: astarion

[trashprince]

[ what would sucking the blood of a starbomb taste like? i'll get a meme someday ]

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[haematocritical]

He does. We got the letters from Karlach about it.

[ the soup metaphor ]

Might’ve been easier to just say less than six, as the soup thing became confusing.

[trashprince]

I had nothing to do with the 'soup' plot.

[ caelus stopped reading everyone's letters after the first batch. he might go back and fix that. ]

But good to know I should steer clear of food-based metaphors for it. What do you think about spelling things out with the first letter of each sentence? I did it for Lavi, but I don't know if he caught on.

[haematocritical]

I think perhaps we need to be more blunt. If Lavi didn’t notice it, then perhaps that isn’t the best option either.

[ they just go twitter anti account and say it bluntly ]

Ask them if they’ve thought about visiting. And that they should. Maybe leave behind five people to watch the house.

[trashprince]

[ nods! that's much better than whatever was going on with the soup. ]

The real problem is we're running out of time. They need to get the message then get right to it.

[ killing one another.

btw. ]

Do you know what was going on with that crumble?

[haematocritical]

If they just go wild with a knife they’ll solve the problem quite swiftly. Frame it as infighting. Go from there.

[ give him the knife, he’ll do it. ]

I didn’t have any, so no. I have no idea.

[trashprince]

[ yeah? how does he plan on doing that from the graveyard? ]

If people don't have to die violently, shouldn't we work on finding the least painful way to bring them here?

[ astarion, please. he's rooting for you. astarion. ]

[haematocritical]

[ he’ll do it. he’ll figure it out. ]

A knife to the chest, if done carefully, is quick and non-violent.

[trashprince]

We have different ideas of what's 'non-violent.' I thought maybe the crumble was going to poison people and they'd die quickly. Wouldn't have been a bad plan, though pretty dark.

[ you will stay dead and you'll like it ]